I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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