I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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