i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What drink are we having for lunch?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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