this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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