I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
