Whats the glycemic index on semen?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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