Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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