I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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