break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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