I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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