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they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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