i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I intend to get homeless drunk
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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