About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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