names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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