Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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