I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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