yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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