thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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