this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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