that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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