My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This is my gift to your gina
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
try to milk me bitch
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