Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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