My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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