You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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