just tell him i said nine months
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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