Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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