Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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