I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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