if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
and you fell through a lawn chair
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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