Please, let me fuck your mom
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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