My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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