better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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