4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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