If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize