like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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