I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
