So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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