Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am one with the molecules
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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