Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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