so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So much Jack, so little girl.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
