Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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