you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
And then he peed in my hair
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