How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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