I love black thongs
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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