my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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