yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
