she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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