youre lurking in front of me
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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