That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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