I want to make a zoo with you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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