Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sorry about my life...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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