Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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