I wish my penis had an off switch
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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