I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
the day after is always just damage control
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
then he tried to convert me to islam
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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