Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Operation Purity has been aborted
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.